I need a tall date

Hot Pink? Gray? Python? Croc? Are you kidding me? Christian Louboutin must've been reading my mind when these were designed... all my favorites in one place is a dream come true. If only I had won the lottery on Saturday, I could afford them. Would I wear 12cm shoes? Absolutely. BTW that is just short of 5in for the metrically challenged... putting me personally at over 6'2". I am definitely going to need a tall date. AND valet.